Funny jokes you must not joke about

    

 

        Facts about life

The whitest man on earth still have a black
shadow.
No mechanic can repair breaking news
No matter how tall you are, you can never
see
tomorrow.
Even if you have millions of cars, you still
have to walk to your bedroom.

 You being the best
swimmer
doesn't make you a fish.
The strongest man on earth can never
move a
mountain.
The smartest Assassin on earth can never
kill death.
No matter how smart a police is, he can
never catch the air.
No matter how mighty and powerful your
enemies are  does not mean they will  succeed over
you!

                    The students project

#On a Saturday morning all the engineering professors and principal Akpors were sitting in one plane.

Before the takeoff, one announcement came
“This plane is made by your students”
Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside.
But principal Akpors was sitting.
One guy came and asked, “Sir! are you not afraid”?
Then principal Akpors replied
“I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.

 

       By FIRE by FORCE

No.3 ekpetu street
P. O. Box 172,
Ijora, Lagos,
Nigeria.
9th May, 2017.
Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead Accountant.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.
You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!
Thank you.
Yours faithfully,